euphoria-1/aesthetics: The Unbridled Opulence of Over-the-top Design

Welcome to the most ostentatious, the most resplendent, the most unbelievably extravagant page on the web: Euphoria-1/Aesthetics!

We're talking maximalism, folks. We're talking 'I-spent-all-my-inheritance-on-this-page' maximalism.

Here, the boundaries of good taste are stretched, torn asunder, and set ablaze. Where else can you find:

• Whimsy: Where pastel and neon collide in a maelstrom of sugary sweet excess.
• Overload: The art of drowning your senses in a sea of clashing patterns and colours.
• Excess: Where the phrase 'good enough' is merely a distant memory.

But, for the truly adventurous, venture forth to Euphoria-2/Asceticism, where the ascetic's asceticism will be the only thing that's ascetic.